Well.

It’s Monday. 

You know how I’m sure? Because our recyclable bin blew over and the recyclables went all over the yard. And because I spent all morning and half the afternoon trying to get the printer to work and when it finally did, I discovered we’re out of black ink. Black was the one and only color I needed. Then I tried to make Greek dip and we didn’t have enough sour cream. Not to mention that I almost overcooked the noodles for my soup. Do you know how hard it is to overcook Ramen noodles?? VERY HARD. (Technical note- I can’t eat the noodles that come in the Ramen package so I have to buy a weird Asian version that comes with rice noodles instead. I take the seasoning packet from the real Ramen, the noodles from the fake Ramen and cook myself up a very fancee meal. It becomes somewhat complicated for what is in reality a one pan/two ingredient dish.)

But enough about me!

Size of baby: Almost 16” and about 3lbs.
Fun fact: Sesame’s teeth have developed and are hanging out below the gums. 
What’s on the menu: Based on the Ramen story, obviously only the finest and most nutritious of foods.
Worst part of the week: Billy Ray Cyrus didn’t have it all that bad if his biggest issue was his achy breaky heart. I’d like to write a hit about my heartburn and swollen, sore, and achy back. Wouldn’t that be a fun song that tops the charts? 
Best part of the week: 1) Christopher feeling the baby hiccup. 2) Two smocked dresses I ordered came today. My stash of girl’s clothes is 12x bigger than my stash of boy clothes. That means the baby is almost guaranteed to be a boy.