I conducted this interview yesterday during supper because I firmly believed yesterday was the 28th, the day Sesame Pie officially turned 2.5. Come to find out it was the 27th. I never write the date any more. I barely know what day of the week it is yet I’m responsible for teaching her the most basic fundamentals of life. 

How old are you? Ummm. I two! 
How old am I? I dunno. Two year old?
How old is Daddy? He freee! 
What’s your favorite color? Red, yeyyow, green and yeyyow, black and white they are precious in His sight!
What’s your favorite food? Chicken and ice cream.
I’m surprised she didn’t say her favorite food is sour cream.
What are you going to be when you grow up? A colonel yike my friend da bird. (If anyone has any insight into who this colonel bird is please let me know. We have no idea.)
What’s your favorite thing to do with Mama? Paint. (Said as she paints her sour cream onto her hand with her fork.)
What’s your favorite thing to do with Daddy? Fly Baby game!
What’s your favorite toy? Play wif trees. What else? F’owers. Flowers that you smell or flour that you cook with? Flour dat you cook wif. (This surprises me not at all.)
What does Daddy do at work? Ride a bicycle.

Who’s your best friend? Daddy. (Not going to lie- I wanted her to say me.) Is Grammy my fwend? Is Aunt Squiddz? Is Stephanie?
What is something Mommy says to you? ‘Go potty!’ I want more sour c’eam.
What did you do today? Go to school. Mommy had a hard time going to da moon. (????????)

Reading one of her many Christopher Robin and Pooh Bear books at the exact minute she
turned two and a half.

What makes you happy? You make me happy! Does fishing make me happy? I all done.