Lately I’ve been into watching vlogs on Youtube. I found one done by a British girl and she’s inspired me to spice up my vocabulary with a few British terms. The other day I told Annabelle we needed to “pop over to the shop round the corner”. She hasn’t picked up on any of my new phrases yet but I’m sure she’ll give it a go soon. She likes to shake my hand and say “Pleased to meet you!” so I’m patting myself on the back for already raising such a proper child.

The shop round the corner in question was Home Depot. I favor Lowes over Home Depot because I like blue better than orange, but I don’t know where Lowes is so I am forced to suffer through the sea of orange aprons. Last time I was there I noticed a sign attached to a pole that read total snowfall last year with an arrow pointing down. The pole was stuck in a bucket with cotton piled around the top to look like snow. As I walked I rolled my eyes because the “snow” barely came up to my knee. So much for this being Snowfall Central. I walked by it again on this most recent visit and literally stopped in my tracks when I realized I had misread the sign. The arrow was not pointing to the fake snow. It was pointing to a line at that top of the pole that said 129.3”. That’s ONE HUNDRED TWENTY NINE POINT THREE INCHES, people. It was a difference of more than nine feet.

Good thing I like snow.

I’m sure you all remember the tiny horse I saw in our neighbor’s yard when I was pregnant. Much to my sorrow, I later discovered that it was only a dog. Well. You WILL NOT BELIEVE what I saw in our neighbor’s yard on the way home from Home Depot. A BOAR. A black boar just hanging out eating grass while a little Chihuahua followed along behind. Lest you think we moved to the African desert- WE DIDN’T. We barely even live in the country. I don’t even know what to think. Every time I’ve driven by since I’ve had my camera ready but the boar hasn’t been out. I will risk taking my child for a walk on a busy road for photographic evidence. If they didn’t live down the road a few houses you’d better believe I’d set up a boar watching station in my kitchen. AB can get her own cheerios and milk. Mama’s busy watching the neighbors.