a letter from Sesame

Dear Daddy,
   I heard from the other kids in the church nursery that today is the day we celebrate you, my male parental. I’m a big fan of you. You were there for me the day I was born when Mama was high as a kite and didn’t even know where I came from. (How does someone get high as a kite? Mom wouldn’t tell me. She said to ask you.)
Sorry about being so upset in this picture. I didn’t like that my hat was covering my eyes.

I like when you sing to me because you change the words and make the songs new and exciting.

I know I look a little doubtful about this getup Mom put me in, but it has nothing to do with what my outfit says. I was only about four weeks old then so I still hadn’t figured out much about my life or the ever-present camera. (Mom says she wishes I could go back to being so tiny and squishy. I’m glad you accept my slightly larger but still squishy self as I am now without trying to relive the past.)

 I made this little picture for you when I should have been taking a nap.

You’ll still be my favorite dad even when I have Prince William for a father in law.

Love,
Annabelle/Sesame/Squishy/your favorite daughter

in case you haven’t seen enough pictures of Sesame, here’s 48 more

I was just sitting there, minding my own business while contemplating current affairs…
when along came Mom with her camera. Again.
She asked me to smile.

I gave a very small grin.

She told me how pretty I am (which is so obvious) and I smiled a little more.

Then she told me a joke which I found so funny
that I fell over from laughing so hard.
She should have stopped there because she started singing a Robert D (known to the general populous as Bob Dylan) song and I started getting concerned about where things were headed. For some reason I thought it would be a good idea to lift up my dress to distract her. Looking back I see now that didn’t help the situation because she kept on singing.

Hold it right there, Mom. You’re not as good at singing as you think you are.

In fact, you’re pretty boring.

I think I’ll go back to dreaming of Mr. Lion and eating my hand.

at least we’d be very fashionable if we were hit by a tornado

Last night there was a tornado warning in our area. I didn’t know about it until I was in bed and Jenn texted me about it from Korea. It makes total sense that someone on the other side of the world would alert me to the weather in my town. I normally check the weather 12 time a day but it’s said “rainy with a chance of t-storm” for 8 days now so I stopped paying attention. I made a mental list of which essentials to grab in case we had to take shelter under the stairs:
1. water
2. Annabelle’s bows
3. my Channing Tatum scrapbook (I’M JUST KIDDING, CHRISTOPHER! I don’t have a Channing Tatum scrapbook. I have a Josh Turner scrapbook.)


Other than the tornado things have been pretty quiet around here. I take that back. The other day I was cutting Annabelle’s fingernail that’s approximately half the size of a ladybug and I accidentally cut her finger. There’s was blood, lots of screaming, AND IT WAS VERY TRAUMATIC. To add insult to injury, the next morning I took her to the doctor where she got two shots. We She had a tough 24 hours. At least she looked cute getting the shots. She has a great stylist.

Every morning after I’ve stuck her pacifier back in her mouth to buy 18 more seconds of sleep, I feed her then let her play on the big bed. She kicks around for a while, smiles, and tries to laugh.

Except for getting her nails clipped and being stabbed in the leg she lives a very relaxed life.

I can’t even begin to tell you how much I love her tutu skirt.

two month Annabelle

Taken at 1:40, exactly when I turned two months.
Mom took the picture on the left when she was at a red light. I can’t believe she does such things then complains about dangerous drivers.

Vital statistics: Mama said she wasn’t interested in taking me to the doctor for my two month checkup on her birthday so I won’t have any exact numbers until next week. I think I weigh about 9.5-10lbs now. My cheeks are responsible for at least 1/3 of my weight. (Edit- I weigh 9.14 and am 221/2” long.)


What’s up with my wardrobe: I outgrew newborn diapers last weekend. Mom said she only didn’t cry because she was tired of cleaning up messes from under performing diapers. Newborn clothes are still a large part of my attire, but I’ve been branching into 0-3 month outfits a little more. 


I enjoy/am mildly amused by: lights and fans, listening to the song Happy, being talked to, taking walks outside when Daddy gets home from work.


Milestones of my young life this month: 
* I rolled from my belly to my back the day I turned six weeks. Mom almost cried. What’s wrong with her? Why does she cry at everything I do?
* I flew from Tennessee to Massachusetts and back again and only cried a grand total of 30 minutes. Mom was so proud of me. (Editorial note: I was also proud that I left with the baby and Mr. Lion and returned with both of them. No one was lost in the taking of the trip.) 
* I had my first play date. I didn’t look at the other two children there which I’m told was a little rude.
* I am so close to laughing. I almost laughed yesterday when Daddy was tickling me. 
* I worked on my style.

* I met my Grampy.

 * I sat in a rucksack.

* I impressed people with my charm and good looks.
I’d blog more but I have diapers to fill and a pile of new headbands to try on.

And to think we get to turn around and do the whole thing again! Oh boy!

Well, I took an unintended blogging break. I just haven’t had much to discuss lately besides how we’re suddenly missing 75% of our facecloths and that’s hardly riveting. However, on Tuesday Annabelle and I flew to the land of my birth for a visit so naturally I have to discuss the 12 hours we spent traveling because, as they say in Fiddler on the Roof, TRADITIOOOOOOOOON.

I know some people are perfectly comfortable gallivanting ’round the country with their offspring in tow, but I am not. I polled people on how to successfully travel with an infant and read almost more articles on the topic than I read on pregnancy. I was so nervous that if it could go wrong it would. I had so many visions of the baby throwing up all over herself, me and our seatmate (or getting stranded in the Philadelphia airport, or her screaming for 4 hours straight) that I almost throw in the towel and canceled the whole trip. I hope Annabelle gets the if things get tough, just give up trait from me. It’s a really great character quality. As these things go, I thought I had considered everything that could go wrong when at the last minute Christopher couldn’t bring us to the airport so I had to drive. CUE THE PANIC. That’s the Army for you. Their motto is “Changing Plans, Causing Panic Since 1784”. Now not only did I have to worry about packing enough diapers, getting us through security, and pushing the stroller and pulling the luggage, I had to worry about finding the parking lot, locating the correct shuttle and let’s just never leave the house. Long story short (you’re welcome), we found the parking lot and made it through security without tears. Annabelle didn’t cry either. 



I normally try to limit Sesame’s pacifier to sleeping times and the witching hour so she thought she was living the life as I let her have it all day. She got through the entire first flight without making a peep thanks to Mr. Lion. It’s a pity she wasn’t more comfortable strolling through the airport.

I couldn’t do all the work on the trip. I made her carry my water bottle.

The one bonus of flying with a baby is that for the first time ever I got to board with the high and mighties who sit in first class. Silver linings, folks. All that extra time gave us an opportunity to take a picture before we were joined by our fellow coach (aka the commoners in the back) passengers. 

Yet another subpar cellphone photo to add to my collection.
The second half of our day was a little more turbulent. Our connecting flight was delayed by almost an hour and Annabelle was ready to call it a day. The flight to Boston was chock full of successful business people with briefcases and big paychecks. Then there was me, bouncing a crying baby wearing a flower headband and singing If You’re Happy and You Know It. I fit right in. When we finally boarded the plane, I settled back for a nap then realized that she had pooped up her back. I took care of that only to have her start crying because she was hungry. I started to nurse her but the blanket had a mind of its own and I’m pretty sure the two men across the aisle got a little show. I never made eye contact with them again. 


We survived the trip with Annabelle receiving 412 compliments and me gaining two new gray hairs. When I was doing my hair I noticed two new BRIGHT WHITE AND VERY REAL hairs. If such joking makes things become a reality than I will never again joke about gray hair.


Dad had never met Annabelle and didn’t know we were coming. I rang the doorbell and held her up so he could see her through the window when he came to the door. It was a priceless moment. Almost worth my multiple new white hairs.

she has a lot to say for someone so small

“I’ve had it up to HERE with these hiccups.”
“Hear me out. Unless we get a handle on these issues there are going to be some serious socioeconomic repercussions.”
My mother told yet another bad joke. I am not amused.
“So then I said, ‘Prince George, you know you love girls in purple bows!'”
Just doing a little modeling.
Taking a break while doing some light reading.
“I’m cute and I know it!”
Official campaign photo of Sesame for President, 2036.
All donors will receive a lion pacifier of their own.